So … freakin’ … shredded. But getting a cold and some massive heartburn for these jams is going to be worth it. We are nearly completed tracking; all I can think of is doing a final drum track on “Kava Kala Lee”, my scathing sendup of missionaries and colonialism. It’s getting down to the wire. […]

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Great progress is being made. We’ve nearly finished three songs—”Ghost in the Light,” “Lush Life” and “Sleep With Me.” Plenty of new friends came and partied, my alter-ego Bad Doggie made an appearance at Sunday night’s party, and Pat ordered $130 worth of delicious and tasty ‘za. Fear not, readers; the fire is burning bright […]

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Last night I missed out on a bitching party over here at Felipe’s seeing my friend Layla’s band play in San Jose—still reeling from those late night Taco Bravo STDs (Super Taco Deluxe). But you can get a taste of it below. Other than that, we’ve got work to do on Tim’s new song, we […]

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Hello loyal readers, and an extra special “вітаю” to my readers in the moderately populated Belarusian city of Gomel. I appreciate your stranger-than-normal enthusiasm for the site, but please, stop sending the gooseberry kisiel; as I’ve written you repeatedly, this stuff has the consistency of vomit and invites my digestive tract to treat it as […]

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Yep. You don’t want to hotlink this cat. Look what I done did to some Spanish-speaking dude’s blog. He’s all going to think he had this post about Richey James Edwards, but what he got is the picture of that bear, Obama and the chill dog. Don’t even try it! M’friend … you’ve just been […]

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“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. From the desperate city you go into the desperate country, and have to console yourself with the bravery of minks and muskrats. A stereotyped but unconscious despair is concealed even under what are called the games and amusements of […]

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“Animals are my friends … and I don’t eat my friends”
-George W. Bush (or maybe George Bernard Shaw)
“Some scientists believe that dogs can see things quicker than us and that pigeons are in a different time zone so if this is possible i suppose anything is.”
-Some person on Yahoo Answers
Do the animals know something we […]

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… for some beef.

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McCain fail

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